Personal Financial Roast
You deserve 🔥
HamerAudit gives you a brutally honest (and hilarious) look at your spending, turning financial confusion into actionable clarity. Get your PERSONAL roast and start making smarter money moves.
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Get Your Financial Roast
Upload your bank statement and we'll analyze your spending habits.
Works with statements from leading banks
See HamerAudit in Action 🔥
Watch how our AI brutally analyzes your questionable spending patterns and delivers hilariously honest (and slightly painful) financial advice 😂
What You'll Get in Your Roast 🔥
TLDR Financial Summary 📊
Get your financial score and a quick overview of where your money is mysteriously disappearing to 💨
Audio Analysis 🎧
Listen to our AI brutally roast your spending habits with sarcasm and unexpected insights 🔥
Visual Breakdowns 📈
See beautiful charts illustrating your financial chaos in ways you can't ignore anymore 🙈
How FinRoast Works Its Magic (and Mayhem)
Turning your financial data into a comedy show (with actionable advice) is a simple 3-step process.
01. Upload Your Statement
Securely upload your bank statement (PDF, CSV, QFX). We only need read-only access to your transaction data.
02. Personalize Your Roast (Optional)
Answer a few quick questions about your financial goals and sense of humor. Or skip it and let our AI go wild.
03. Get Roasted & Enlightened
Receive your detailed financial roast, complete with a (painfully honest) score, key insights, and an audio version for your listening pleasure (or horror).
Why Get Roasted by an AI? (Good Question)
Beyond the sheer entertainment, HamerAudit.com actually helps you understand and improve your finances. Seriously.
Brutal Honesty, Zero Judgment (Mostly)
Our AI tells it like it is. No sugar-coating, just pure, unadulterated financial truth bombs wrapped in sarcasm.
Actionable Insights (Surprisingly)
Amidst the roasting, you'll find genuinely useful advice and clear steps to improve your financial habits. We swear.
Entertainment Value Guaranteed
Who knew financial analysis could be this entertaining? Share your roast (if you dare) and become a legend among your friends.
Personalized Roasting Experience
Answer a few optional questions to tailor the roast to your specific financial goals and, more importantly, your pain points.
Pricing That Won't Make You Cry (Unlike Our Roasts)
Choose the plan that best fits your level of financial self-loathing. We're here for you. Sort of.
Free Roast
Get a taste of the brutality. One statement, one glorious roast.
- 1 Free Financial Roast
- Basic Spending Analysis
- AI-Generated Score
- Shareable Summary (if you dare)
Roast Pro
For the financially masochistic. Unlimited roasts, deeper insights.
- Unlimited Roasts
- Detailed Spending Breakdowns
- Personalized Feedback & Tips
- Audio Version of Your Roasts
- Priority Support (for your tears)
Roast My Business
We'll bring the same brutal honesty to your company's finances. Contact us for a quote.
- Bespoke Business Financial Analysis
- Team Roasting Sessions (optional)
- Strategic Financial Planning (seriously)
- Dedicated Account Manager
Ready to Face the Financial Music? (It's Probably Death Metal)
Stop procrastinating. Upload your statement, get your free roast, and finally figure out why you're always broke. Or, you know, don't. More material for us.
Get Your Free Roast Now