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Demo Information
Roast Generated: May 14, 2025 10:49 AM (Demo) for Demo Bank Statement.pdf
Demo: The 'Avocado Toast & Aspirations' Budget
TL;DR
Our demo user seems to be funding their dreams one overpriced brunch at a time. Spoiler: it's not working.
Your Financial Scorecard
Dangerously Delicious Debt
This score reflects your financial habits based on the provided statement. Don't take it too personally (or do, we don't care).
Spending Analysis & Top Movers
💰 Top Money Makers
We have questions.
💸 Top Money Drainers
Literally eating your future home.
Spending by Category
Artisanal Coffee & Brunch
(Your main food group)
$350.00
40% of spending
Forgotten Subscriptions
(Still paying for that llama grooming app?)
$75.00
15% of spending
💡Key Insights & Alerts
Subscription Overload!
You have more monthly subscriptions than a professional magazine collector. Time to Marie Kondo that list.
🚀Actionable Recommendations (If You Dare)
Brew Coffee At Home?
Revolutionary, we know. That $7 latte adds up. Maybe try it for a week. Or don't, we love the content.
📜 Demo Full Financial Roast Transcript
Paragraph two of brutal honesty here, detailing the tragicomic spending on things that spark joy for 5 minutes and regret for 5 weeks.
And finally, a concluding thought about how their budget is less of a plan and more of a wishlist written in invisible ink.
🎯 Conclusions & Next Steps (Demo)
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